INSTRUCTIONS: This quiz is designed for you to get a good idea about how much of a murderer you are. Most people fit into one of four catagories, you will be graded at the end.
Question 1:
You are in a crowded street at Christmas time, you feel:
a. Full of Christmas cheer and are enjoying the festive spirit
b. Slightly stressed by the crowds, but are still keen to get your shopping done
c. Like stabbing the next person that gets in your way in the throat
Question 2:
Fuel prices:
a. Are reasonable
b. Are slightly expensive, but it's just the way it is
c. Are fucking ridiculous and make you want to stab someone in the throat
Question 3:
When watching the Phantom Menace (or any horror films with sequels):
a. You appreciated that you'd grown older since the original films, and understood that it could never have captured your imagination in the same way
b. You were disappointed by how heavily the film relied on special effects
c. You wanted to stab George Lucas (or the director) in the throat
Question 4:
Someone cuts in front of you in traffic, do you:
a. Accept that some people are inconsiderate and not give it another thought
b. Shout an obscenity
c. Beep your horn, make an obscene hand gesture, shout an obscenity, and briefly consider deliberately crashing into him
Question 5:
You are on a plane that is largely populated by people embarking on an 18 -30's holiday, do you:
a. Accept that they are excited about their trip and don't let the noise bother you
b. Curse your luck and get progressively more frustrated without ever saying anything
c. Make a pact with god that you'd happily sacrifice your life just to kill these people, and pray for the plane to explode
Question 6:
Those kids with their tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks:
a. Should be allowed to do what they like without other people judging them
b. Are misguided, but it's their choice
c. Make you physically sick and should be stabbed in the throat
Question 7:
Someone in front of you is walking very slowly when you have nowhere important to be, you:
a. Just go at their pace, you're not in a hurry anyway
b. Overtake them, despite not being in a rush
c. Want to knee them in the spine
Question 8:
A mans phone goes off on the train, he has the 24 ring tone, you:
a. Barely notice
b. Are slightly annoyed by the ridiculous sound
c. Desperately fight the urge to stab him in the throat
Question 9:
You are at a restaurant and your waitress is taking a long time to serve you, you:
a. Wait patiently for her to get to your table, enjoying the company of whoever you are with
b. Get agitated by the wait and try to make eye contact with her
c. Immediately start waving your arm to get her attention whilst complaining loudly to the people you are with about how bad the service is and declaring you will not be leaving a tip
Question 10:
You see a homeless man in the street, you feel
a. Sympathetic
b. Indifferent
c. Aroused
.........
Okay, I'm sorry. It does not have any attempt at seriousness. Whoever did this is probably very bored or is actually raving mad.
ANYWAY.
SCORING:
ALL As = 1 point
ALL Bs = 2 points
ALL Cs = 3 points
INTERPRETATION:
Saint!
If your murder score is 10 - 15 points.
You barely have a spine.
Scout Leader!
If your murder score is 16-20 points.
Should be OK as long as nobody pushes you.
Postal Worker!
If your murder score is 21-25 points.
There's a good chance you're going on a killing spree one day.
Truck Driver!
If your murder score is 25-30 points.
Just like every single truck driver, murder is all you ever think about.
~ Babble by brownbeat
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